“men look at women, women watch themselves being looked at” - Simone de Boudoir, Days of War Nights of Love
Oh my lawd, this dinner I made has almost all my favorite foods in it Bacon Butter Potatoes Green Beans
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone...– Robert Fulghum, True Love (via kari-shma)
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
behind every great man is me checkin out dat ass
“everything seems better in my head”
I love not having a roommate so I can be naked whenever I want